Off Topic Jokes thread
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I had sex for 3 hours last night.....
We role played as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
We role played as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
A nun and priest were having a game of darts and they got their friend Stan to score for them
So the sister, s on the okie she throws her first arrow
"Double top " second another double top she wanted that treble so bad
So with all her might she threw the third bam!!! Hit the wire bounced off and hit her so deep in her eye it killed her
Stan takes a good look and shouts
"One nundead and eighteeee"
So the sister, s on the okie she throws her first arrow
"Double top " second another double top she wanted that treble so bad
So with all her might she threw the third bam!!! Hit the wire bounced off and hit her so deep in her eye it killed her
Stan takes a good look and shouts
"One nundead and eighteeee"
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy odered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'
Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!'
He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!'
Paddy handed his drink back & said 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!'
Little Billy was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her
"Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Billy said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
"Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Billy said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.