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    I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

    She said 'thanks for the Baghdad !'........
     
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    We all must do our bit for the planet.

    At Tesco car park I just unplugged a row of electric cars, that no one was using!
     
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    A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

    So he gave her one.....
     
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    I just caught my son on an archaeology website looking at dirty pitchers.
     
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