Off Topic Jokes thread
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I went to the top of Mount Snowdon on the bus, and the fare was £10 which is a bit steep.
However, on the return trip down the driver said it was only £3.
I said " How come ?"
He said "Oh that's the off peak fare".........
However, on the return trip down the driver said it was only £3.
I said " How come ?"
He said "Oh that's the off peak fare".........
The person who invented the 'knock knock' jokes has been awarded the Nobel prize
My wife and I went to see a marriage councillor, after he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband I was, the councillor stood up, went round to my wife and embraced her and gave her a passionate kiss full on the lips. He turned to me and said.. “this is what your wife needs three times a week, can you manage that?” I said..” Well I can drop her off Mondays and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!”
My wife said she’s going to leave me because of my obsession with astronomy!
What planet is she on?
What planet is she on?
