Ristmasch Istmaschr Stmaschri Tmaschris Maschrist Aschristm Schristma Christmas That's Christmas sorted.......
I needed to move the van this morning but when I turned the key I just couldn't get it started. I lifted the bonnet and there was a bat lying there on the engine. It turned and said to me "Hello there handsome my what a good looking bloke you are" I could see the problem immediately. Bat flattery....
