Off Topic Jokes thread

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I needed to move the van this morning but when I turned the key I just couldn't get it started.

I lifted the bonnet and there was a bat lying there on the engine.

It turned and said to me "Hello there handsome my what a good looking bloke you are"

I could see the problem immediately.

Bat flattery....
 
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