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    Carol Volderman at 61 - lifes not fair FFS..:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    At school I was perfect.

    I don't know why they made me one, I can't even spell.....
     
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    My mate is in A&E after swallowing his maggots whilst fishing.

    He is waiting for the doctor's report with baited breath.....
     
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    Two weeks ago we had automatic gates fitted in our drive, that open in response to my wife's voice.

    They haven't closed yet....
     
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    I have piles and piles of ironing to do.

    I don't know which is worse....
     
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