I've just walked past a butcher shop and saw a sign in the window 'Turkey from £30' I thought bloody hell, that's £300 cheaper than 'Thomas Cook'............
William Shakespeare walks into a bar, before he can order anything the landlord says "Get out, you’re Bard"
An Irish couple were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a newborn baby came to an end. The adoption centre called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption centre, they stopped by the local college so they each could enrol in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Japanese?" The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him".
Remember When...... Memory was something you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity . A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account . A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3-inch floppy ..... You just hoped nobody ever found out !
