Little Johnny was just being “Potty Trained”. And his Mom tried Him, with the New 6 Step Method, From a Leaflet, she saw down at the “Baby Clinic”.. 1. Unbutton Pants. 2. Pull Pants Down. 3. Pull Foreskin Back. 4. PEE... 5. Push Foreskin Forward. 6. Pull Pants Up and Button Up. She walked past their Bathroom one day, later that week. And heard Little Johnny going ;- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. And she began Glowing with Pride, thinking what a Great Job, she had done with him. Then when she walked past the very Next Day, Much to her Dismay, She heard Little Johnny Shouting, "THREE - FIVE, , THREE - FIVE, THREE - FIVE, THREE - FIVE"..
