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    A BOY, HIS FATHER AND HIS MOTHER ARE HAVING DINNER.

    BUT THE BOY DOESN’T WANT TO EAT HIS BROCCOLI.

    – EAT YOUR BROCCOLI! – SAYS THE MOTHER.

    – NO! – EXCLAIMS THE BOY.

    THE FATHER THEN LEANS TOWARD THE BOY AND WHISPERS SOMETHING IN HIS EAR.

    THE BOY QUICKLY EATS HIS BROCCOLI AND GOES INTO HIS ROOM.

    – WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

    – I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE DIDN’T EAT HIS BROCCOLI, HIS D!CK WOULDN’T GROW.

    THE WOMAN THEN STANDS UP AND SLAPS THE MAN AS HARD AS SHE CAN.

    – WHAT WAS THAT FOR? – HE ASKS, CONFUSED.

    – FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHild!
     
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    I must be getting so much stronger the older I get .
    I can now carry £200's worth of groceries in 1 trip.
     
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    Nicking that .
     
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