A BOY, HIS FATHER AND HIS MOTHER ARE HAVING DINNER. BUT THE BOY DOESN’T WANT TO EAT HIS BROCCOLI. – EAT YOUR BROCCOLI! – SAYS THE MOTHER. – NO! – EXCLAIMS THE BOY. THE FATHER THEN LEANS TOWARD THE BOY AND WHISPERS SOMETHING IN HIS EAR. THE BOY QUICKLY EATS HIS BROCCOLI AND GOES INTO HIS ROOM. – WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? – I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE DIDN’T EAT HIS BROCCOLI, HIS D!CK WOULDN’T GROW. THE WOMAN THEN STANDS UP AND SLAPS THE MAN AS HARD AS SHE CAN. – WHAT WAS THAT FOR? – HE ASKS, CONFUSED. – FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHild!
I must be getting so much stronger the older I get . I can now carry £200's worth of groceries in 1 trip.