I've just been offered a franchise in Texas with a German car manufacturer. My Job Title is Audi Partner.
Louie and Rose lived in an old folks' retirement community, he a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, Louie took a few admiring glances at Rose and finally gathered the courage to ask her: “Will you marry me?” After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration,’ she answered “Yes. Yes, I will.” The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, Louie was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall.Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called Rose. First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?” He was delighted to hear Rose say, “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I meant it with all my heart.” Then she continued, “I am so glad that you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me
A priest is going round visiting his parishioners. He visits one couple and asks them if they have any children. "No," the woman replies. "God never blessed us with children." "Oh, that's a shame," says the priest. "I'm going to Rome next week so I'll light a candle and pray for you." Ten years later, he and the woman meet again. "Hello," says the priest. "Do you remember me?" "I sure do," replies the woman. "And I now have ten children." "Ten children?" the priest asks. "That's fantastic! Can I speak to your husband to congratulate him?" "No," replies the woman. "He's gone to Rome to blow out that bloody candle."
