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    My friends son has just left home to start an apprenticeship with Manchester Utd FC.

    To save any embarrassment they told friends and neighbours he’d been sent to prison..
     
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    Just parked my car at the hospital, when an attendant said, “You can't park there, that's for badge holders only.”

    I replied, “That's okay, I've got a bad shoulder”
     
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