So this fella was showing his mate his new golf ball. He said, "This golf ball is state of the art!" "You just can't lose this ball, if it goes in the rough it beeps, it glows in the dark, it floats in water and has an inbuilt G.P.S.." His mate asked, "Where did you get it from?" He said, "I Found it".
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a h#rd-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his ars#!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, “It hurts doesn’t it!"
