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    Teacher: Today is Father’s Day.Mary what does your father do. Mary: My dad is a lawyer, he puts bad people in jail.
    Teacher: David what does your father do?
    David: My dad is a doctor,he helps sick people get better.
    Teacher:Johnny what does your father do?
    Johnny: My dad is dead miss.
    Teacher: Oh I’m sorry Johnny,what did he do before he died.
    Johnny:He turned blue and shat on the carpet miss.
     
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    I've just asked the Pharmacist.."Have you any Benylin"..?

    He said.."For Cough"..

    I said..." Ok mate,.I only asked"
     
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