Would any of you be interested in a ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join us. We leave early Saturday morning (February 12th) from Gatwick airport and will fly to the Isle of White where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a yacht. Then we’ll do a flight over the Coast, returning to the isle for dinner. If interested, please message me. Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go...
The winner of last night's Euro millions £107 million pound draw, say they plan to put their windfall towards paying their gas & electricity bill.
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he saw a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything". Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken" "How much?" asked Paddy. "Three quid." replied the salesperson. "Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom. He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the sales person "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - what's going on?" The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock."
I have just read on the BBC News that Primark are teaming up with Greggs, of all people to launch a new fashion range (not joking) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60311654 The idea seems to a bit Pie in the Sky to me
I picked up a hitch hiker He said to me "Aren't you worried I might be a serial Killer?" "Not at all" I replied "The chances of there being TWO serial killers in one car is pretty slim!"
