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    I was wondering if someone could help me?

    My wife has sent me out to M&S for canapés..

    Is this what she means?

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    My wife got a ladder in her tights

    Best shoplifter ever
     
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    I've just come back from the national housebuilding championships.

    I made it through to the semis
     
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    Anti-Vaxxers complaining about their freedoms asked to take a ****en look around...............
     
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    Arthur and Olive - just don't mention his operation.
     
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    A Scouser guy goes on the antiques roadshow with a very rare vase.
    Hugh Scully asks, "How did you acquire the vase?"
    The Scouser says, "It was handed down to me."
    Hugh Scully, "Where from?"
    The Scouser replies, "An upstairs window
     
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