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    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from
    the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-
    famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart
    surgeon was waiting for the service manager to
    come take a look at his bike.
    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
    Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous
    surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the
    mechanic working on the motorcycle.
    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
    on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.
    I also can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put
    in new parts and when I finish this will work just
    like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and
    you get the really big money, when you and I are
    doing basically the same work?"
    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over,
    and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it
    while it's running.
     
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