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Jokes only understood by the scotch

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    [video=youtube;jD9hMn0lCqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD9hMn0lCqg[/video]

    ****in chariot <laugh>
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    I was at a old firm match and arranged to meet people after in a pub beside the 'Dilly Record',I hadn't a clue what he meant and had to ask people where it was.Needless to say I got laughed at,you mean the 'Daily Record' :embarrassed:
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nawamurney
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    All stand for the real national anthem.


     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ra Daley Recurt!
     
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    "Ye canny throw yer granny aff the bus"
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    In Greenock, the local paper (Telegraph) is called "Eh Tuhlly"
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ma granny played for scotlin
    she nearly scored a goal
    she done the splits
    n burst her tits
    n the baw went up her hole
     
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    The names given to our two rags always gives me a chuckle.

    The Depressing Journal and The Evening Distress.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    That's worser<laugh>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Eeeeeevvvvnnnnummmm Tiiiiiiiimeszzzzzzzzzzz!
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Gies a boatle o' red kola pal.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nane ...whant sum Barr Bru?
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    Gie us a skoosh o yer ginger.
     
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    Fucking Jock Bastards
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Do you still get poury oots?
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Porridge Wogs. <ok>
     
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    A hawf tae hawf wiy
     
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    awa 'n bile yer heid
     
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