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Jokes of the Day..

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by wizered, Sep 9, 2013.

  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You must realise, That joke isn't massives, It wasn't aimed at anybody and he didn't mean to offend anybody.

    That racist tweet, Came from the "boy" himself, It was aimed at Emmanuel Thomas and it was meant to offend.
     
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  2. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    I wouldn't bother shiny, some of them are about as useless as a chocolate teapot...
     
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  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Careful..... that could offend somebody.... <laugh>
     
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  4. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    <laugh>.

    Bloody hell, massive and me just had a huge compliment off of Bbd, LOOK......" you couldn't wish to find a more charmless pair of ****s!"

    Why thank you......:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I bought my girlfriend a deck of cards for her birthday:
    "This is ****" she screamed.
    "Yeah?" I replied, "deal with it."
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    it was so bad I laughed <laugh>
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Bloody 'ell, back to lollypop sticks, plugs, radiators and straw...<laugh>
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Generally speaking the heavier something is, the harder it is to pick up.
    Except women.
     
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  9. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I didn't want to upset anyone! .... like ****
     
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  10. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    <laugh>. Nor did I...
     
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  11. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I found out earlier today that the age of consent in Spain is 13, so...
    ...tell you the rest later, they're calling my flight for boarding


    "Your dick's a weird shape," said my girlfriend.
    As she was wonking me off

    I have a friend on Facebook whose status says "Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff"...
    So I poked him

    I went to a fancy dress party as a spider last night.
    **** knows what time I crawled in
     
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  12. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    Massive and Wiz WTF have you done.. You've made COR distraught..
     
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  13. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I say he is making a mountain out of a molehill, I find the JOKE funny, others might and others may not. I read a number of comments that individuals make that I don't agree with or dislike, but I don't make a song and dance about it....... it's a ****ing joke
     
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  14. gas

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    Shut the **** up and get on with the jokes <grr>
     
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  15. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    Chinese takeaway: £14

    Petrol to pick it up: £3

    Getting home and realising they forgot 1 of ur containers

    Rice less...
     
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  16. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    **** sake, a bloke tells a joke and he gets castigated for it, an interfering blue who is grossly exaggerating and always over here like a rash, winding people up and getting under their skins is now causing trouble and whipping up ill feeling when he is not even member of this forum.

    Now we've got people philosophising on our behaviour and making recommendations about how we act..

    This is a Bristol City forum, we obey forum rules, it is designed for City people to talk any way they wish, about anything, tripe or serious, being a public forum anyone is allowed to view or participate but Bristol City fans decide the debating framework within not606 regulations..

    Bristol Rovers people have laid down their rules and regulations for their forum and these are adhered to, when not punishment has been given and it works for them, we have a different approach with a lighter hand.

    Any serious contravention of the rules such as, racism, homophobia, religious expression denial etc, etc is dealt with, if you don't like our board stay on your own as previously advised, you are welcome to join in if it suits.

    Any complaints you have been advised of the route to follow, your mods, then super mods..
     
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  17. gas

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    That's more like it :D
     
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  18. MassiveAttack

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    So Coronation Street's Kevin Webster has been cleared of all child sex charges...
    I knew he would come up smelling of Rosie
     
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  19. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    ADHD, Tourettes, Autism...
    They were just known as council house kids when I was young.


    As I found myself getting bummed by a huge man down the underpass,
    I realised this wasn't the "footlong from my local subway" I wanted
     
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  20. outlaw

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    The missus and i were on holiday in Spain, and after a few vodkas and several hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up her arse........i was ecstatic.....there was no way i was going to get another 8 pouches of Golden Virginia in the suitcase !!!!!
     
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