Mate if you don't like our board stay off of it and do one, nobody is forcing you to read anything, you may not be use to it but over here the people are free to do their own thing with-in the accepted rules.
Wiz,Seriously your stance cannot be correct,on what planet or basis is this comment acceptable on any open forum. How can your forum positively on the one hand rightly point out the appalling racist tweet and then say that your forum members are free to denigrate the opposite sex? Remember this is not just banter the comment made is more than that. Also as an aside why make it personal and suggest that I stay off the board? COR
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
My wife suggested a little role play last night,and dressed as a nurse. I didn't realise how realistic it would be. I've been sat waiting for her in the hallway now since 2am.
cheers matey it's a just a joke mate, so stop trying to stir up ****, if you don't like it stay on your graveyard of a board
These are a bunch of stupid but funny jokes! Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane? A. ME!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What dog keeps the best time? A. A watch dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. It saw the salad dressing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A. It let out a little wine! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom? A. At the BP station! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A. Odor in the court. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the water say to the boat? A. Nothing, it just waved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A. Dam! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What has four legs but can't walk? A. A table!
funny, he posted the joke he doesn't like on his thread, is he after a few laughs? .... pinching my material!
"Kevin Webster found NOT guilty". I’ve still seen him with a 14 year old escort in his garage..
A group of people knocked on my door trying to get me to change my brand of bread. Bleeding Hovis Witnesses.
So apart from me being accused by Someone and others on the Lambert thread the other day of being these - Enticer, Baiter, Reactionary, Unreasonable, Hypocrite, Wacky Baccy smoker and Paranoid. I am now accused by another of being, Misleading, Misogynist, Condoner of hateful rape jokes and Wilfully ignorant. Oh and they are saying our board should be moderated... What makes you think I'm not popular with the sags, I never go, say, speak or join in on their board and why do they find it impossible to keep their noses out of our business.. This is the ' Joke of the Day' ....
