Joke!(which I find quite funny, although others may not!)

I've never used that phrase in my life and never intend to. Likewise with 'methinks'. I'm not a 19th century ponce, you see: I'm a 21st century one.

 

I beg to differ.

 

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Yes I am serious, didn't even raise a smile.

 

Of course it is ****ing "doth", but that isn't the part I am on about!

 

Either correct it all or none at all Monaco. Decency demands it.

 

**** off, it was my birthday about 3 hours ago!(as in the 19th) I am going to be nice for the next 21 hours, I am not even going to call anybody a fenian!