Joke thread ....

[roofjack_22]

Speaking of jokes , hey aber!

 

[aberdude]

if your talking 2 me...im ok>>>hows the devils corner of our planet doing **** for brains.....been hunting any of them indian folks lately.....(spit in the bin)(ting)

 

[roofjack_22]

Well I was talking to olga the other day.

 

[aberdude]

cant say ive met her>>>>tell me more>>>did she put up a fight

 

[roofjack_22]

Olga **** yourself ----- well it is a joke thread aber cheers

 

[BluefromBridgend]

Ahh, Olga must be friends with Ahgo then.

Get it now!!!

 

[aberdude]

sorry I still don't get it breezey>>>>>>>say youre not George bush in disguise please

 

[Quo Vadis]

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were getting divorced.
Mickey was with his divorce lawyer...
'Dontcha think it's kinda strange grounds for a divorce Mickey' said his lawyer 'that Minnie's got buck teeth?'
'I didn't say she had buck teeth' said Mickey 'I said she was f***ing Goofey!'

 

[Quo Vadis]

'Mummy, does the au pair come in 2 halves?'
'No Timmy, why did you ask that?'
'I heard Daddy tell the next door neighbour that he screwed her arse off!'

 

[Quo Vadis]

Q. Why have women got legs?
A. So they can walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.

 

[roofjack_22]

I thought it was because otherwise they would leave a trail like a slug

 

[john hughs]

Thats Monk .............................................;o)

 

[roofjack_22]

Olga

 

[DaiJones]

I got beaten up by a busty women in an elevator.

I was looking at her boobs when she said " Will you press one please "

Can't remember anything after that.

 

[DaiJones]

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