A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods....the bear asks: "Do rabbits have a problem with poo in their fur?" "No not really" replies the rabbit ....so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it. ----------------------- What do mopeds and fat women have in common? Their both great rides until someone sees you on them. ------------------------------------ Your mum is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway ----------------------------------- Your mum is so fat she sweats mayonnaise ----------------------------------- Your mum is so fat her back scratcher is a pine tree ---------------------------------- Paddy and Mick were driving down the road and Paddy says to Mick "can you just check if my indicators working please Mick"........so Mick leans out the window and says "yes, no ,yes, no"
