YOUR GETTING BETTER SON, now if you drop the wumming, and write a nice s/land article well let you stay
Did anyone hear about the brawl that broke out at the* West Ham end of season dinner party? Apparently started* by Demba Ba refusing to sign an autograph for a fan. I* don't blame him. The last time he signed something* he ended up playing for West Ham.
I had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House." so i stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face, i said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to fill me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and after you will give a massage topless. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me. She replied, "The f**kin' funeral director would be my guess."
I found a dead body last night and reported it to the police. "How did you find the body?" the Officer asked I replied "The tits were ok but the arse was a bit too tight!"
Some of us are going for a drink after work. Maybe we'll have a couple of Bin Laden's. Have you had those? Two shots and a splash of water.
BIGGER CHRIS, I implore you to bring back some sanity to this site, this thread even,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ar maybe not,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,alcohol methinks.
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."
Woman phoned the chemist and asked do you sell incontanance pads and do you deliver. Were are you ringing from asked the chemist, from the waist down was the reply.
