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  1. Wherewereyou

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  2. Commachio

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    going down one more time this season won't bother karen brady...
     
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    lol, stop it
     
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  6. Wherewereyou

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    And - I DID THINK YOUR ****ING JOKE WAS FUNNY!
     
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    so did i
     
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  8. Wherewereyou

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    And I've just sent it to the West Ham Fans' site, with a note of your address.
     
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    there's never anybody on their site anyway
     
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  10. Commachio

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    that's because they are busy making their battle plans for millwall
     
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    my money's on millwall
     
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  12. Wherewereyou

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    I live in the area - my money's on a train ticket out for the day!
     
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    liked that one
     
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    what about mine roger?
     
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    I met a girl in a nightclub and told her I'm going to **** you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine. She relied WOW lets go, its good to find a man with such stamina these days.

    For some reason she didnt seem too impressed when we finally got to the caravan.
     
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  18. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    My girlfriend won't let me see what she weighs on the scales......


    Hope it isn't drugs!
     
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    a doctor had his students in an anatomy class demonstrating how to disect a body. Rule 1 the doctor said: "don't be repulsed by anything in the human body". So he stuck his finger up the corpse's arse, pulled it out and sucked it! He told the students to do the same. Reluctantly they all did the same. The doctor then said: "I used my middle finger and sucked my thumb, Rule 2: pay attention" !
     
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    How many of you got done with a Premier League tool-kit??I bought a Championship tool-kit and got 11 hammers in it!!
     
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