Joke Competition Wednesday!

Seeing as it's friday, and I'd forgotten about this thread til now, I suppose it's time to announce the winner...





You're all winners, not only because I had a great time distracting myself from fainting whilst giving blood on wednesday, but also if you're definition of "winner" is based on a juxtaposition/co-dependency with the term "loser", you're not Sunderland fans, so...