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  1. Bush Rhino

    Bush Rhino Well-Known Member

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    Raheem starts to wonder whether John really is a fully qualified oncologist.
     
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    Bush Rhino, Jan 21, 2015
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    "Raheem Stirling takes the pre match game of Twister a bit TOO seriously"
     
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    Suspicions have started to rise that John Terry may now be over compensating in an attempt to make people forget the Anton Ferdinand incident...
     
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    qpr_badger, Jan 21, 2015
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    "Full of passion".
    Taken from John Terry's new book, "The Premiership Kama Sutra". Page 67, Illustration 31.


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    "With a friend".
    Taken from John Terry's new book, "The Premiership Kama Sutra". Page 18, Illustration 6.


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    "Self gratification".
    Taken from John Terry's new book, "The Premiership Kama Sutra". Page 43, Illustration 19.
     
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    Eamon Holmes, Jan 21, 2015
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  5. stanleyparkerbowles

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    JT "Lets try again.
    I'll get this right in a minute
    So it's this way that way then
    "Say oops upside your head say oops upside your head
    Say oops upside your head say oops upside your head"

    What am I doing wrong ???"
     
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    turn around sterling
    you are facing the wrong way
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 22, 2015

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    "arrghhh... John... I told you not to bite hard you bitch !!!!"
     
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    SW Ranger, Jan 22, 2015
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    "I smell hotdog flavoured water"
     
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    "I said Swan Lake, not the Nutcracker Suite!"
     
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    "Are you sure you can't get pregnant this way John? I've got enough kids already, and their Mums always told me they wouldn't have a baby"
     
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    'Ere Raheem - bet you're glad I'm not Luis Suarez - we might both be racist but he'd have circumcised you by now.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Jan 22, 2015
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    send your breath and into downward dog
     
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    TWGWTDT, Jan 22, 2015
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    Bite me again Big Boy

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    Kilburn, Jan 22, 2015
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