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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amberforce, Jan 16, 2013.

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  1. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    Shouldn't that be a 3 horse meal? <ok>
     
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    AKCJ, Jan 16, 2013
  2. andy payton's mullet

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    My mate quit his job on the Tesco meat counter today. He said he hated it, it was like flogging a dead horse
     
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    andy payton's mullet, Jan 16, 2013
  3. BigotAlertAnalRimMan

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    Just checked the sell by date on my Tesco's burgers and THEY'RE OFF!
     
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    BigotAlertAnalRimMan, Jan 16, 2013
  4. jayc89

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    More foal you.
     
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    jayc89, Jan 16, 2013
  5. AKCJ

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    I've just found out that Paddy Power are/were offering odds on the next animal to be found in supermarket burgers. <laugh>

    Deer was the favourite at 2/1 and Bigfoot was 500/1
     
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    AKCJ, Jan 16, 2013
  6. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Hardly likely but never say never. If Brian Marwood was still in his old position @ Man City it may have been possible.
     
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    The FRENCH TICKLER, Jan 16, 2013
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    I went by Tescos meat canter today and judging by the whiff, the burgers had started trot..
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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    WOuldn't go near 'em anyway, even if they weren't horse meat. They aren't part of my stable diet :)
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Jan 16, 2013
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    There's neigh chance you'll get me contributing to this thread... let's get back to football matters! Right-back target identified.... Stevenage's Anthony Furlonge.
     
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    dazzar86, Jan 16, 2013
  10. carmen newell

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    I like these off the hoof comments. I hope the mods don't reign them in
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

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    Well it's a nagging problem for Brucey to be in.
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Jan 16, 2013
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  13. RicardoHCAFC

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    No danger of that, as soon as it said football-rumours it became clear the thread was for bad jokes.
     
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    RicardoHCAFC, Jan 17, 2013
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    I had a burger at the Tesco Cafe yesterday, they asked me if I wanted anything on it, I said I'll have a fiver each way...
     
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  15. andy payton's mullet

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    A cow walked into a bar. The barman says "why the long face". The cow says "bloody illegal ingredients coming here and taking our jobs"
     
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    Tesco have just withdrawn their new range of Quarter Pandas.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jan 17, 2013
  17. Is Vic there?

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    Beef or not Beef, that is the equestrian !
     
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    Is Vic there?, Jan 17, 2013
  18. carmen newell

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    i really do not want to striup any trouble
     
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    carmen newell, Jan 17, 2013
  19. andy payton's mullet

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    Stirrup <laugh>
     
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  20. Steven Toast

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    Generic horse joke #764!
     
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