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Joelinton is CRAP

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Hugh Briss, Oct 28, 2019.

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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    It was on target so it wouldn't be classed as an own goal, even though there is no way it would have gone in without the deflection.

    Thought he had some good touches yesterday but in front of goal he really is pathetic. He can't generate any power in his shots as he hasn't got his kicking technique right - an amazing flaw for a professional footballer.
     
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    JakartaToon, Nov 28, 2020
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    Just imagine it we had decent coaches who could coach him
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 28, 2020
  3. Ben 10

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    Can we get John Charver back?
     
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    Ben 10, Nov 28, 2020
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    He can't be that **** as an actual coach. Manager he's the ****est ever.

    Bruce oN the other hand can't coach or manage.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 28, 2020
  5. JakartaToon

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    You shouldn't need to coach that - especially at his age. I can't believe that anyone can get to a decent level even in Junior Football without being able to hit a ball hard and straight by putting your laces through it.
     
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    JakartaToon, Nov 28, 2020
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    I forgot images are reversed in the paradox
     
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    Captainpancakes, Nov 28, 2020
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    He can he's just getting to excited and snatching at shots... He'll score goals when he calms down
     
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    Captainpancakes, Nov 28, 2020
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    Joe is like Bramble... 10 **** games followed by one average one and voila.. redemption..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 28, 2020
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Which in a way is a bit like HBA.

    10 anonymous games followed by 1 excellent game
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 28, 2020
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