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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 15, 2020.

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  1. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Drugs are for mugs mate just remembering how awful those situations used to be
     
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    Rudekid, Sep 16, 2020
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    Modern day feminism
     
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  3. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    A Mackem in Milan
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Sep 16, 2020
  4. harrywinspear

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    Where's Wally for Stevie Wonder
     
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  5. mickeybnufc

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    A Makem in a spelling test,but a very good footballer
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Anne Franks drum set
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 16, 2020
  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Temur Ketsbaia's comb
     
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  8. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Indykalia
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

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    C’mon, Joelinton can ... well he can and Chippy can’t. You may not like him but be fair more people dislike Chippy than dislike Joey.
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Is this Chippy or Joelinton?
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

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    I've bumped the Danny Rose thread up and now this one,so it reads "Joelinton is as much use as.. Danny Rose"
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Sep 18, 2020
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    that's harsh on Joelinton <laugh>
     
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  13. Rudekid

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    The manger and players around him.
     
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    Rudekid, Sep 21, 2020
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ban this **** for being boring
     
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  15. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Stop crying

    I'll go further.. I bet Joelinton can play
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    I'll go further still.. I bet Joelinton can play the accordion better than he can play football.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Sep 21, 2020
  17. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Well forgive me but I think he's simply playing in a poorly coached side. I think he's probably a better player and Bruce hasn't used him correctly, killed his confidence and that's compounded the situation.

    I will make a prediction that he like so many others that we've had under **** managers goes elsewhere, does well and our idiot fans start saying " I wonder why that happens so many times"!!!

    Yep I think I know
     
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  18. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Nope. We signed a complete ****ing turkey. Hasn't enough ability, potential, promise, heart or application to be even halfway decent. This was a sackable offence, but as per usual in the mental world of Ashley's NUFC, the same scout has been allowed so spunk another £50m.

    Looks worse than the likes of Gouffran, and by some distance. More on par with Riviere. Nothing about him looks good. He's not quick, his brain isn't quick, his feet aren't quick, he can't trap it, he has no strength, he can't really dribble, his passing is poor. Nobody in Germany thought he was even worth £20m, and I mean nobody. From the league that thought Haller actually was worth £35m.
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm gonna break new grounds

    I think Joelinton is simultaneously a **** player and we are coached poorly
     
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    Welshie, Sep 21, 2020
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  20. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    Possibly, but the amount of players that can't seem to control or pass a ball leads me to wonder.

    When they're all bad, when even reliable players like schar, ritchie and others suddenly look disinterested and poor I start wondering what the real problem is.
     
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