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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Drugs are for mugs mate just remembering how awful those situations used to be
     
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  2. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Modern day feminism
     
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  3. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    A Mackem in Milan
     
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  4. harrywinspear

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    Where's Wally for Stevie Wonder
     
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  5. mickeybnufc

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    A Makem in a spelling test,but a very good footballer
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Anne Franks drum set
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Temur Ketsbaia's comb
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Indykalia
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    C’mon, Joelinton can ... well he can and Chippy can’t. You may not like him but be fair more people dislike Chippy than dislike Joey.
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Is this Chippy or Joelinton?
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I've bumped the Danny Rose thread up and now this one,so it reads "Joelinton is as much use as.. Danny Rose"
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    that's harsh on Joelinton <laugh>
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    The manger and players around him.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ban this **** for being boring
     
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  15. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Stop crying

    I'll go further.. I bet Joelinton can play
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    I'll go further still.. I bet Joelinton can play the accordion better than he can play football.
     
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Well forgive me but I think he's simply playing in a poorly coached side. I think he's probably a better player and Bruce hasn't used him correctly, killed his confidence and that's compounded the situation.

    I will make a prediction that he like so many others that we've had under **** managers goes elsewhere, does well and our idiot fans start saying " I wonder why that happens so many times"!!!

    Yep I think I know
     
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  18. Roland Deschain

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    Nope. We signed a complete ****ing turkey. Hasn't enough ability, potential, promise, heart or application to be even halfway decent. This was a sackable offence, but as per usual in the mental world of Ashley's NUFC, the same scout has been allowed so spunk another £50m.

    Looks worse than the likes of Gouffran, and by some distance. More on par with Riviere. Nothing about him looks good. He's not quick, his brain isn't quick, his feet aren't quick, he can't trap it, he has no strength, he can't really dribble, his passing is poor. Nobody in Germany thought he was even worth £20m, and I mean nobody. From the league that thought Haller actually was worth £35m.
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm gonna break new grounds

    I think Joelinton is simultaneously a **** player and we are coached poorly
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Possibly, but the amount of players that can't seem to control or pass a ball leads me to wonder.

    When they're all bad, when even reliable players like schar, ritchie and others suddenly look disinterested and poor I start wondering what the real problem is.
     
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