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Joe Kinnear facts

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    True I apologise for my little tongue in cheek musing on Mike's lack of a hobby.

    Joe invented the peanut. And peanut butter. And butter.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Now stop being silly. Alan is a fantastic drinker but only in moderation, has the heart of a superbly healthy lion, and a man that tactically astute cannot possibly be senile. Being a eunuch, you're just jealous of his virlity and because his member is almost as a big as mine. You should never have upset Obi all those years ago, then he wouldn't have had to light saber it off.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Messi was known as Lionel Clean before Joe interfered with him.
     
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  4. Bizarreknives

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    Joe was the man who killed Bin Laden, he killed him by fear alone. Osama heard joe was after him and he died on the spot being scared to death.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Heard Osama died laughing when he heard JK was coming after him.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Einstein was thick until Joe helped him out with his homework.
     
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    Adolf Hitler and his wife didn't commit suicide it was a little child called Joe Kinnear who killed them both, for the good of society.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    He killed his own parents? <yikes>
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    His father couldn't rule the world so little Joe plotted and planned a way to rule Newcastle.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    JK founded both the Jedi Order and the Judaean People's Front.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    And you know the secret sign?
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Yes. :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  13. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Joe taught Shakespeare how to write a story.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    And that's it?
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Joe single-handedly built the Great Pyramids and later went on to instigate the downfall of the Roman Empire.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Did he have any part in the JFK incident?
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    He is JFK ( the F is for FAHKIN')
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    The Pub bells are calling the congregation in, I'll have to take my leave of you for a while.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently Stonehenge was JK's rockery.
     
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    Joe taught fat mike how to sell cheap **** to the masses and in return make a fortune.
     
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