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Joe Kinnear facts

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Tourettes was invented by Joe so he felt more at home in the company of others.
     
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    Apparently Barca were turned down by Joe as they wouldn't relocate the Nou Camp to Margate.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Wasn't it Harrowgate?
     
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    Joe communes with Matt Busby and Alf Ramsey every day... Via mobile.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Joe wont be going to the same place as Sir Matt and Sir Alf.
     
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  6. SSJNUFC

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    'Superman' was originally 'Superjoe' and when he was 1st seen in public wearing those tights he unintentionally invented the homosexual. He later decided he would work with the less fortunate and people who would find it difficult to get any employment anywhere, Carl Cort then Shola Ameobi!

    Also for the record, he didn't miss-pronounce anyones name wrong, the players are actually wrong about there own names, Mrs Kebab has apologized on he sons behalf for kicking up a fuss!!
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    We could always find out, just to make sure you're right. <ok>
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    How dare you not dream of Wembley with mighty Joe at the helm...
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

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    Mike should be ashamed of himself. Fancy taking on a clearly senile man with a drink problem who is one interview from a coronary, just for ****s and giggles. How can he be so rich yet so bored? Surely he can find another way to amuse himself.
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Enough about your man Pardew... This is a Joe Kinnear thread...








    Oh... wait a second...
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    I sense you're not getting into the spirit of this thread Pouchy. <laugh>

    PARDEW OUT!
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Was thinking of somewhere hotter than Wembley.
     
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    Joe Kinnear is so aware of other cultures that on his current scouting expeditions he ingratiates himself into the area so well you can barely spot him, thanks to wearing his beret and necklace of garlic whilst also waving a large baguette and shouting 'haw hee haw hee haw'.
     
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    Joe was the only person to teach Lionel Messi anything about football, it is also thanks to Joe that Lionel is the player he is.
     
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  15. Keith Fit

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    Joe Kinnear has so many fingers in so many pies, he actually hires the whole of China to do his pie-fingering.
     
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    Joking ear has won everything in football !, give him the chance he split the atom in 1945, built the great wall of China and Brazil are playing the football he would have taught them.
     
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    Joe Kinnear is the English translation of the word "Neymar".
     
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    Joe's granddad Flukwit, on his pet dog's side, whilst working for Dorman Long in 1927, nicked a load of red and white striped paint for his massive mansion, and substituted it with cheap green stuff, before they started to paint the newly finished bridge over the Tyne. Thanks to him, and on Joe's advice, it's never reverted to its designed colour scheme.
     
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    Oh well, he's made one right decision.
     
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    Joe won an underwater breathing contest- with a fish.
     
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