I'd shag Jodie Marsh, no problem at all. I'd imagine that she'd stalk me for all time afterwards though.
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I went out with a 39 year old (well she said she was 39!) when I was 24 and it was the best sex I ever had.
Aye with the old burds you can usually add on a couple of years to whatever age they tell you They seem to love younger guys so I was just taking advantage of it and most of them were much better than the girls my age I had been with