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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Steevee, Oct 26, 2011.

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    possibly the most grotesque thing i've ever seen..

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    be just like shagging a bloke with tits:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, that's car airbags that have been stuffed in there. Nothing wrong with fake tits except when they have been done so obviously and so badly.

    I knew a lassy who went up to DD and they were amazing. You would never guess they were fake either to look at or touch. She had them done and then got them done again to make them bigger in a private Hospital in Glasgow. Canny mind the name of it. But the surgeon who did them is a ****in genius.

    The surgeon who did my ex wife's was ****e. Looked great, felt fake.
     
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  3. El_Bando

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    Do you prefer them without tits?
     
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    and a shlong <ok>
     
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  5. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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  6. jenthesaint1990

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    if you dont like those, you should check out the ones on the dark haired one from the only way is essex. chloe i think her name is, they look ****ing horrendous.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, send me a photie of yours. Just to cheer me up. I'm working day and night at the moment to meet a deadline and could do with being cheered up. :grin:
     
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    Could you still throw your muck all over them?
     
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    you can have mine gamby
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Regularly. I wisny daft enough to tell her I thought they were rubbish tits <laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    PM me x
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

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    Jodie Marsh would be pure and utter filth in the bedroom, no matter how she looks thats a good enough reason to do her
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Plenty of women are pure filth in the bedroom. I widny go anywhere near that Marsh bint.
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

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    she would have killed you. to get your tits hacked into because you think they dont look good enough and then get told by your husband he doesnt like them would be pretty devastating.
     
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    <ok> wise words
     
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    Not nearly enough if you ask me
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    i thought she was a lezzer anyway?
     
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    bollocks. if you walked into your bedroom and she was laying starkers on the bed with her legs open for all are you telling me you'dwalk back out the door?
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

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    You saying you'd lez it up with her?
     
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  20. Gambol

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    She wanted it done. I thought her tits were fine but she wasn't happy so she had them done.

    They looked great, no doubt about that. They felt like lumps of siclicon though. At that time I'd never been up close and personal with fake tits before so I just thought that's the way it was. After we seperated I found out that fakes can feel as good as they look.
     
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