Jobs

[boxheed]

I've always thought being a private investigator would be a bad ass job

genuine people have that as a career and I've no idea how they even get into that line of work.

There’s actually courses that you can go on for that
Unfortunately they don’t give directions to where it is, just a series of clues

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

There’s actually courses that you can go on for that
Unfortunately they don’t give directions to where it is, just a series of clues

Aren’t they called “Where’s Wally?”

 

[Obi Wan]

Aren’t they called “Where’s Wally?”

I think he's the one in red and white at the Stadium of Light.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

In-country logistics manager and driver for Chippy’s company is quite an easy role but doesn’t pay well.

I’ll pay you in Bintang mate like I said.
Oh and you missed off tour guide…

 

[Obi Wan]

In-country logistics manager and driver for Chippy’s company is quite an easy role but doesn’t pay well.

Is that a typo Jak?

 

[Howe's about that then?]

200 k a year

Yeah, I can't help

 

[Obi Wan]

Yeah, I can't help

Can't you fix it for him?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah, I can't help

I can help you ... all you need is the secret formula that's allowed me to turn a 9-5 salary into a 7 figure bank balance without even getting out of bed.

 

[Obi Wan]

I can help you ... all you need is the secret formula that's allowed me to turn a 9-5 salary into a 7 figure bank balance without even getting out of bed.

You're a porn star?

 

[brb]

200 k a year

Is that before or after tax?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Is that before or after tax?

Well I wouldn't want to sell my short buy I'll accept either tbh.

 

[Magnet]

Is that before or after tax?

Important point.

 

[brb]

Well I wouldn't want to sell my short buy I'll accept either tbh.

It's not so impressive after deductions.

 

[Fox Mulder]

It's not so impressive after deductions.

The higher tax rates I'll have to factor into bonuses.

 

[brb]

The higher tax rates I'll have to factor into bonuses.

Europa League Final on BT mate.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Sweet

 

[cronemeister]

I can help you ... all you need is the secret formula that's allowed me to turn a 9-5 salary into a 7 figure bank balance without even getting out of bed.

Male Gigolo?

 

[QWOP]

Don't bother working. Move to Jarra and apply for that universal basic income! 1600 per month to do bugger all. Only downside is you'll have to move to Jarra!

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Don't bother working. Move to Jarra and apply for that universal basic income! 1600 per month to do bugger all. Only downside is you'll have to move to Jarra!

And blow all your universal credit on vapes, cheap beer, and takeaway pizzas while claiming hard up. Job is a good 'un (apart from having to live in jarra).

 

[boxheed]

Don't bother working. Move to Jarra and apply for that universal basic income! 1600 per month to do bugger all. Only downside is you'll have to move to Jarra!

Get it right, it says central Jarra ( wherever that is)
There are some canny places in other parts