Did you know you could simply sunbathe and make more than your real job simply by unlocking my secret formula?
Care to divulge or is it really a secret?

Did you know you could simply sunbathe and make more than your real job simply by unlocking my secret formula?

Care to divulge or is it really a secret?
Yeah you subscribe to a trading platform gimmick for £25 a month, then you send the text they send you to others who subscribe to you for £15 a month![]()
Mines actually much better.. you simply pay me £25 and then I provide you with a map for an acre of land on the moon.
You can't even get a decent haircut and shave for £25.Mines actually much better.. you simply pay me £25 and then I provide you with a map for an acre of land on the moon.
You can't even get a decent haircut and shave for £25.
You can have mine. I have been doing it for several years and they still haven’t gone through the new employee induction with me.I'd be excellent in that role.
Operating a cremator must be quite good fun as well.I do like digging
Operating a cremator must be quite good fun as well.
I reckon it would be a dead end job though mate.I do like digging
Yeah especially when you recognise the person
