Jip's Scam Woe

I really don't know why you find it so hard to believe that I'm 20!

I loved you once, doll.

 

I've been stalking him on Facebook for ages, he's definitely 20.

 

Like i'd believe you.

<hock too>

 

I really want to post a photo of me gurning with my birth certificate

 

PM it to me. Then I'll believe you.

 

All I can say to that is <hock too>

 

When has sending a picture of oneself to another not606 poster ever resulted in anything bad heppening?

 

True. I look older than I am though which won't help. When I was 14 a kid of the same age asked me if I was 25

PS. I'll forgive your spelling error.

 

There was no spelling error. That was just me phonetically transcribing my Etonian accent which makes 'a' sound like 'e'.

 

No you don't. You look mid-late thirties because you are mid-late thirties

 

Sounds nice, do you need and jabs before you go?. Or do you get the jab when your there?.

 

^ This post is such a fail. You've virtually doubled my age.

I just want to know why you don't believe me, other than my obsession with Sir Len

 

Using this phrase is more inexcusable than any spelling error. I don't know if I can even look you in the virtual face any more.

 

I was being ironic.

 

The ultimate excuse.

Seriously though, you have an odd knowledge of bygone public figures for someone who claims to be 20. Consider yourself under investigation by Detective Loiner.

 

See Leeds' last post #77

 

What can I say, I'm an intelligent young man. <modest>

 

You're at it