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Jip's Scam Woe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
    I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
    And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
    He said that ....
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    That's me, far-left

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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  3. Beef

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    Look at the tits on that <laugh>
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011
  4. Erik

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    I've got it up on YouTube now (pun intended) and the top-rated comment is "I would titty&#65279; **** the two chicks" <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    Beef Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Why's the fella in the middle got a giant Bassett's Liquorice Allsort for hair?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  7. Beef

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    And why the **** is he playing with a purple cow.
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The cow's teeth double up as piano keys. And why wouldn't they?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
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  10. Beef

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    Ah I thought he just liked fisting a cow.
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011

  11. Erik

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    "And so the Witch Doctor put his stethoscope in my mouth, and it was THIS big!"

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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Even if you fisted a cow, you probably still wouldn't touch the sides. Unless you had hands like Nicolai Valuev.

    You seem obsessed with primates Erik. Are you the missing link?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  13. Erik

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    I am obsessed with primates, but then, I am one. :undecided:

    No I am not the missing link you cheeky twat.
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <sorry>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    So jip. What's this guy actually doing? He seems a bit retarted to me. Why is he trying to buy your car when in he lives in the States?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Nov 23, 2011
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    Is that what doctors call it these day's, anything to get away with shoving his cock in a patients mouth I spose.
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I don't think he wants to buy it. He's trying to scam me, the ****er! <steam>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Made it obvious when the email went to your junk. I don't know how you can string him along.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Nov 23, 2011
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    Tell him you don't have the funds in your bank account to pay his agent and ask if he can release the money or send a seperate 150 quid
     
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    MrWright!, Nov 23, 2011
  20. Erik

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    Tell him you're Nigerian, then he'll **** off.
     
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