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Jip in wrong beer gaffe hell

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What if you're nearly 31?
     
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  2. Dave the Rave

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    Its true... except for the big shopping stores like tesco... lucky bastards the lot of ya <ok>
     
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  3. Ciaran

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    Shops over here don't even sell drink.

    Bookies don't open on a Sunday.
     
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  4. Ciaran

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    <laugh>'
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

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    ****ing hell, no wonder the Irish like a drink. They've got to work damn hard just to get one.
     
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  6. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Have you 7 days to spare jip ?

    1. Sugar, lots of it. Things you may want to include are sugar cubes, cane sugar, fruit drink mixes (Kool-Aid mix), Fruit, Kethcup, etc.
    2. A source of yeast. Cooking yeast will do but in the spirit of making authentic Hooch just ball up some old bread and stuff it in a sock. Don't worry, you could put freshly molded bread inside of your concoction and the yeast would die off once fully fermented.
    3. Some kind of juice. O.J. but anything will work. Add water depending on how strong you want it.
    4. A container of some sort. This can be anything. A lot of homemade batches of Hooch are even prepared in a plastic refuse bag.
    Okay, once you have everything you more or less mix it together in no particular order and stick it some where warm to ferment over the next 7 days.

    Now the crucial part is making sure you have some sort of opening to let the Carbon Dioxide out or it will explode. Do not make the opening too large OR if you are up to maintaining it, you can burp your container periodically so it doesn't blow up.

    Once the 7 days are up, strain the liquid out with a coffee filter or something else (a few times to be sure there is no dead yeast floating in your Hooch) and drink up.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    so it's come down a wee bit then.
     
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  8. Dave the Rave

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    Aye, but we have the instincts and the 6th sense to find one... we're always on the prowl for a beer <laugh>
     
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  9. Dave the Rave

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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I can get a drink around the clock, delivered if I want and there is always someone willing to take a bet on a Sunday too.

    It's just not legal.
     
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  11. Mick

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    Sounds like an excuse for Mick to show off his choice of beers for this evenings festivities. I got 2 x each but wasn't lugging them all out of the fridge.

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  12. Paulie Gualtieri

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    here in the south we can bet all day legally in a bookies on a sunday <ok>
     
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  13. Dave the Rave

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    Mick - Are you Bilbo Baggins? <laugh>
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Is there any way this process can be sped up a little?
     
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  15. Ciaran

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    Micks queer ale shame.

    <HobGoblinsAlright>
     
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  16. Paulie Gualtieri

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    mix as usual and microwave it for 35mins on 900watts <ok>
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Have you never heard you're not supposed to mix your drinks Mick?

    That advice always used to make me laugh when I was a youngster. "Have a good drink by all means, but whatever you do, don't mix your drinks".

    So, 25 pints of lager = good
    One pint, a glass of wine and a whisky = bad

    <doh>
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I have the "2nd from the left" in my fridge <ok>

    Desperados are ****e.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    "Cusquena"? You southerners and your poncy foreign beer.
     
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  20. Dave the Rave

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    This <ok>

    Who are the idiots that make this bullshit up <laugh>
     
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