He's got two Premier League clubs and two Championship clubs chasing him(according to his agent) and he's expected to sign for DQPR on about £30k a week. He's a cock, he's arrived at training pissed a couple of times, he got in trouble with the hotel in Slovenia for having hookers in his room and when challenged about it, he tried to start a fight with the manager and goal keeping coach. Considering that our manager is Nigel Pearson, our goalkeeping coach is Joe Corrigan and Bullard is about 8 stone dripping wet, it wasn't the brightest of moves. He's got no pay-off from us, he's just had his contract terminated due to it being breached. We still hold his registration and if he appeals, he won't be able to sign for anyone until January at the earliest, so hopefully he'll just cut his losses and **** off.
If it's anything like as riproariously, side-splittingly funny as 'TWS', then boy is it going to be worth my asking!
