your gf is upstairs and you're contemplating ****ing yourself off downstairs? have a ****ing word with yaself
If you want to have a **** that's fine. Just tell your "girlfriend" that you no longer require her and she need not waste her time watching a movie when she could be ****ing someone
I don't recall asking to hear the details of your sex life If you have a girlfriend you never ****. That's her job. If she's denying everything you get rid (and vice versa for anyone thinking I'm sexist)
Mr Wonderful how can you drink that American crap. I recommend a nice single malt - Aberlour or Old Pulteney - and whatever you do drink it neat. I know the Scots like to add water but I prefer to drink my single malt neat.