Jesus was a hermaphrodite

You must read your Bible Jip - In Matthew Chapter 8 verse 23 she was in the pub and the barman said "behold, here entereth Mrs crabby ****". Priests don't tend to use that bit of the Gospel.......

 

So when he talked of making his disciples 'fishers of men', he really meant 'fishers of women'? Specifically, his mum's gash?

 

I love the theological talk on here of a Saturday morning. If you read Luke's Gospel, specifically Chapter 3, it tells you about how Jesus was in the temple and they all had a bet on how many ping pong balls Mary could shoot out of her minge. If memory serves correctly Zaccheus won with 27.

 

Jesus was gay... until he was crucified... he wasn't quite so chirpy after that.

He was dark-skinned, mad as a box of frogs and quite possibly the most talked about person before Gary Speed.

 

You're all going to Hell.

 

Good stuff - I always wanted to meet Gary speed and martin luther King

 

There's not a hair on the virgin Mary's fanny, no not one and there never shall be one

 

Why would you want to meet either of those pricks?

 

To laugh at Gary Speed and to give Martin Luther King advice on how to wear a bullet proof vest properly.