Now Kyle is without a gig, surely he can take over from the insipid Fiona Bruce on Question Time? The programme has turned into Zoo TV anyway, with the tattooed, florid parents of Kyle's fodder making up most of QT's handpicked audience.
Imagine the shame of being publicly humiliated and self-righteously judged by gambling addicted, obsessive compulsive, one bollocked Alt-Right Mockney, no wonder the poor bloke topped himself... or it might've been the shame of living in a bedsit in Portsmouth...
Doesn't sound like a bad life - in fact if you substitute KFC and Dominos for bamboo, you have the average Kyle show candidate right there
Jeremy Kyle to replace Skolsear. Glazers looking for someone with real potential , not just a happy clapper from the past.