Jeremy Kyle

[Uncle Colm]

Now Kyle is without a gig, surely he can take over from the insipid Fiona Bruce on Question Time? The programme has turned into Zoo TV anyway, with the tattooed, florid parents of Kyle's fodder making up most of QT's handpicked audience.

 

[Sucky]

Yeah I think so.
That or Krypton Factor

Beehive yourself or you may feel some mettthburn

 

[PINKIE]

To be fair, mate, that's my role on this board summed up, right there.

It rattles the fcuk out of my victims - like you, Skids and Bambi.

I don't even have to goad you these days Kips, you make an arse of yourself without any help

 

[Commachio]

Self proclaimed jeremy Kyle of not606.

Go you

give me idea for a fred

 

[Saints_Alive]

Imagine the shame of being publicly humiliated and self-righteously judged by gambling addicted, obsessive compulsive, one bollocked Alt-Right Mockney, no wonder the poor bloke topped himself... or it might've been the shame of living in a bedsit in Portsmouth...

 

[Sucky]

Jezza hates weed


So I hate jezza

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Imagine the shame of being publicly humiliated and self-righteously judged by gambling addicted, obsessive compulsive, one bollocked Alt-Right Mockney, no wonder the poor bloke topped himself... or it might've been the shame of living in a bedsit in Portsmouth...

Those skates, yeah!

 

[Archers Road]

You could probably have chosen any other bear than a Panda.

All they do is eat bamboo, **** and sleep.

Doesn't sound like a bad life - in fact if you substitute KFC and Dominos for bamboo, you have the average Kyle show candidate right there

 

[Chief]

This just about sums up the show...

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Love the last one!

@monacoger term goes viral.

Unless the **** stole it of course.

 

[Zanjinho]

What’s happened is that a guy was on the show to do a lie detector as his partner thought he’d been cheating on her. He failed the test, she dumped him and he topped himself. You could argue that if he doesn’t go on the show, and isn’t exposed as a liar then that doesn’t happen, but equally she could have gone with her gut instinct and dumped him anyway. There’s no way of knowing. There’ll be loads of pious moralising about it and it’ll be canned, but given it ran for 14 years and this was the first incident of that sort, then I think it’s unlikely that the aftercare was ****e.

Always one that as to ruin it for others eh....

 

[Chelsea Pensioner]

Jeremy Kyle to replace Skolsear. Glazers looking for someone with real potential , not just a happy clapper from the past.

 

[luvgonzo]

Jeremy Kyle to replace Skolsear. Glazers looking for someone with real potential , not just a happy clapper from the past.

It's not the easiest name to spell but that's a ****ing terrible attempt.

 

[Libby]

It's not the easiest name to spell but that's a ****ing terrible attempt.

You tell him luv.

 

[luvgonzo]

You tell him luv.

I just did.

 

[Chief]

Who's he on about anyway?

 

[PINKIE]

Who's he on about anyway?

Skolsear.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

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