Jelly and Ice cream??

You're on the sofa tonight ya ****

 

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Is that a nickname for your snatch?

 

Get a better nights sleep there anyway, don't have to put up with your snoring and farting

 

We call her vagina 'The Tigers Den'

What goes in very rarely comes back out

 

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Or just covered in warts

 

He's gonny have an uncomfortable night cos I got to that sofa first

 

That's naked wii burd. She's a ****in legend.