Jasper

I know... Was a joke based on me keep forgetting and locking myself out.

Everytime I get a new device I'm locked out.

 

I keep forgetting you're Milk.

 

Allegedly.

 

I get you confused with that twat from Finland, not that you're a twat.

 

Sisu? Oh God no! I'm not a secret Russian propoganda agent pretending to be an Irish-Finlander spreading all sorts of conspiracy theories on why everyone in Britain and America are evil.

(I'm convinced he's one of the social media propaganda agents that Russia is known to employ and deploy to forums and social media... That's the only conspiracy theory I'll promote)

 

Imagine his thoughts on joining NATO.

 

He's probably already arming himself for personal rebellion to lead an uprising

 

I keep forgetting who supports who with half of them

 

Now that would make a great password for Jasper, can't forget that.

 

No , my fault entirely !

 

Want to bet ?

 

OK new missing person search is westy


Where is that ****?

 

Last time he popped up I asked where he'd been and he was all chilled "nowhere". ****s up to something.

 

I'm worried he's been tindernapped by some fat munter who's got him locked in her basement

 

Isn't that what he normally does?

 

Yeh but it's been too long now.

He either in love again or he's ziptied to a mattress in squalor somewhere

 

I'm going for zipties.

 

ftfy

 

Yeh thats another one skylarker


He ain't been in for about a year

 

Skylarker had either shacked up with some bird, or been busted for crossing county lines.