Transfer Rumours January window

Can see how you can mistake posts for mine after reading latin prose. But this is the thread for silly banter. maybe give the latin more attention that this?

 

I already am, you should see me. It's embarrassing.

On a totally different note, you got any tissues bud?

 

im ****ing shocked that you can read. you didn't even know what type of car you last night.. Or is it that you just prefer escorts?

 

yeah loads in my **** cupboard

brb

 

So... about Digne to Newcastle?

 

hope so, sell a 29 year old for £30m plus who hasn't been great for 12-18 months.

Holgate is attracting interest in the NE and NW, could be the transfer window to end all windows!

 

Grab me some if Newcastle are after digne!

 

Does it though, as crepitus is that grinding noise/feel behind the knee, which would tally up with rattle tbf.

 

Good knowledge! My vocab is sketchy to be honest and very much falls into "I know the stuff I know" and sod all about the rest.

As regards Digne I'm easy either way. He's surely not a priority (or at least I hope he isn't).

We need one (or two) central defenders who can actually defend. It would be pretty handy to have a CM and a backup to Wilson up front.

In truth though the players we have need to just play better, we were pretty comfortable in the end last season and whoever the manager is there's no excuse for 11 points from 19.

 

Had my knees looked at recently and the specialist was talking into his dictaphone saying 'loud crepitus in the right knee' an such stuff.

Remembered it.

My latin extends to bam, bas, bat, bamus, batis, bant.

Oh, and Caecilius est in horto.

 

Ah the Cambidge Latin course!

I used to know more but haven't used it (funny that!), but my son is starting it next year so I'm refreshing my knowledge.

It's the difference between knowing tuum cacas and tu cacas.

 

He was good enough to win la liga and make team of the year though

Good signing

 

Remember it fondly.

Failed every exam and then dropped it at 3rd year!

 

Yeah, I agree. He's better than what you have.

 

Villa bag Coutinho

 

Love your optimism... but he couldn't get a game for Rangers in that pub league... so 'highly rated' might have an element of poetic licence ... still you 'shattered' their previous transfer record of £3m

 

The Gunners have made a 70m euro (£58.3m) offer to Fiorentina for 21-year-old Serbia forward Dusan Vlahovic - which would see Uruguay midfielder Lucas Torreira, 25, move to the Serie A club on a permanent basis. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

Would be ****in epic if we can pull this one off.

 

when you get £200m from Newcastle from Abau then why not.