He was born in the year 2000, for **** sake, nobody born in 2000 can be an adult surely, that was yesterday, computers were going to fail and stuff …. where’s my life gone!
I mean even dieing of old age will be a slow demise and end up feeling like you're being turned to stone
Overly ambitious at this juncture I think.. I really do feel it's going to be a much much more pragmatic approach. 250 million for the 1st 5 years tells me people are getting a bit carried away.
For starters I'm sure I seen and heard from the mouth of Fat Mike that the club could spend between £50m and £60m a season being self sufficient under his ownership. That £250m is what the owners were going to add to the transfer kitty. Not our actual transfer kitty. Add to that whichever ridiculous sponsorships we end up with to that lot, and shirt sales - and we will have shed loads mate. I heard the Castore deal was **** cash up front - much bigger share % on each shirt sold plus full amount on name and numbers sales. I'm going to wager our merchandise sales are through the roof already this season compared to the last 15 just from the local fanbase now buying again. There is no way they have spunked $1.5bn and 18 months to buy us and not want to turn us into a major contender. I usually try to be sensible on this stuff but I reckon they will smash the **** out of it in Jan.
You have been successful in your job application as commercial manager. Now you have been hired go and get us 500m of commercial deals.
Easy Peasy..... The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia would like to celebrate the PIF's purchase of Newcastle United by making it a gift to every man, woman and child of a home strip, away strip, 3rd strip and goalkeeper top All with names and numbers on the back. That's 35 million x 4 shirts each = 140m shirts 140m x £15 for names and numbers = £2.1bn in just name and number sales This FFP thing is piss easy - Don't need friendly sponsorship just a generous foreign government. Nowt the ****y clubs could do about it.
I'll break it down for you. They say you got to be cruel to be kind. You're not just older than our oldest player now your older than our manager. You're not just older than our manager - You're now older than our owners If it makes you feel better though, I have daughters older than the mackem's owner
“A cheese grater in the dairy” … Is that a straightforward euphemism, or is it some really very dark prophesy of my weird tit-**** death!!
