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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CaraMatt, Dec 5, 2021.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Im Roland previously known as Roland, Roland and Roland .

    I currently own the slave, Baldricks Ballsack.
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Sangare could be mint, could be tempted and could be cheapish.

    However if we snare Baiashiele, Sangare, and Shola v2.0 we're looking at just shy of about £100m I reckon. All known as FM wonderkids - leaving us glaringly short of experience

    The thought of our season being pinned on the shoulders of a 19 year old kid confuses me as to weather I should piss myself laughing at the thought of it or just join the bed wetters and piss myself.
     
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  4. Magdad

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    aherm, its a timeshare as far as I'm concerned
     
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  5. Givemeursaltytears

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    Andrea Belotti has turned us down apparently!!

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  6. Givemeursaltytears

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    upload_2022-1-10_23-6-15.jpeg
     
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  7. Magdad

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    He couldn't see the Chris wood for the tree's
     
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  8. Magdad

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    So much ****ing money and so little ****ing competence
     
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  9. Givemeursaltytears

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    He’d still do better than Longstaff
     
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  10. Magdad

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    So could my Dad, and I cremated him last May
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Chris Wood would be a good signing ... he's a real handful and up for a scrap ... not only scores goals but sets them up too ... if you can get Wilson back fit they could well form a pretty effective partnership...

    You also need Jesse Lingard IMHO... he'd weigh in with some goals from midfield as well as giving you much more energy from box to box ..

    <cheers>
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'd be happy with Lingard. Big Improvement on what we have.

    I'd be happy with any striker right now. It would just be nice to have at least someone play up front who was meant to!
     
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  14. Magdad

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    You put your left foot in, You're left foot out, in out in out you shake it all about, you do the ameobi and you turn around thats what its all about
     
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  15. Magdad

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    But who was yer mam? is what we're all waiting to hear.

    We need to know if she drank in Greys club on Thursdays, The Earl on Fridays or God Forbid Rode horses in Blyth 30 years ago?
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I have no idea what’s going on.

    Who’s who.

    And what’s happening.

    This is what the new regime has done to you all.

    Im worried for your health chaps.

    Can someone tell me wtf os happening?
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    He couldn’t see the ****ing line that’s why.
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I’m so pleased my early concerns and worries are now starting to transpire into reality.

    Tilting your heads like negative noo noos.

    The abuse I got for saying it how it was over the last month and now you are all doing the same.

    It just took you all to get your heads out of staveleys arse to realise.
     
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  19. Magdad

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    Okay....... The Hot air artist formerly known as Roy Munson was found to be taking on bets and welching on previous bets even though he lost a lifetime bet to sulky.

    This resulted in a few changing the avi's to the Munson Welched one.

    His name has now been changed to Baldricks Ballsack.

    In a separate issue I think its Cans Master (may be wrong) has changed his name too and changed his avi to something that looks like a my little pony rainbow.

    As a result he offered a name change up as an olive branch

    As for NUFC news it is as was.
     
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  20. Magdad

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    That's not true with me, I just wanted her to look me in the eyes and tell me straight......... It took a while
     
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