Nah, it's a bit like takeover deadlines. We move on to the next theory, then the next and before you know it, 1st Feb and we've ended with Trippier, Cantwell and Ayoze Perez on loan. Watford laugh and say "down the right we go".
I agree and I refer to my prior emails about the actions of the nee regime. Im worried I was right. They may be tyre kickers. They are to slow.
I said that yesterday. Nobody believed me and basically said I was over reacting. I wasn’t. I’m seeing it for what it is. If they don’t sign players pre Watford and soon they will be deemed a failure in my eyes because it’s such an important game. And as @Roland Deschain says negotiations are a lot easier than a lot of people on here are making it. The deal can be agreed in principle and the finer points done afterwards. This is getting farcical. The only transfer we have made is a right back that we don’t need and is mates with Howe. So WTF have the owners actually been doing?
Tyre kickers? Kids with to much money. They didn’t appoint the right people. I said it yesterday and I’ve said it in the last. They are up to press of this message making many mistakes. Taking too long. And making me worry. My current rating is a 5/10.
So this tells me either I could do Steve Nicksons job or the journos are scouring our forum and picking the names we’re suggesting…..I couldn’t have suggested a more obscure name
I know we are starting to sound impatient but ****ing hell man - we watch this **** week in week out, we've watched this **** year in year out - We all can't be wrong. I mean FFS 104,000 eyes have got to be better than 2. Don't plonk yer arse down and kind of look at camera (I think that's what happened) and say "we have big plans" blah blah blah, "biggest wealth fund in the world" blah blah blah then deliver a failed scottish football dof (what the ****'s he gonna know about big money transfers) and Chris ****ing Wood man.
I think we will have a striker for Watford plus others. Even if we don't I think we will win anyway. The window is what it is, it is a notoriously difficult window where most things happen in the last few days sadly. Hopefully we can buck that trend, but if not we will just have to show a bit more patience. Howay the lads!
If he is, let the record show that I think he's a ****ing moron and ****ing useless at his job. He seems to be stealing a living and should've been thrown in the ****ing sea tied to Lee Charnley.
I’m worried now chaps. Who else is let’s see a show of hands. Bruce must be kicking his lips and wiping sausage rolls over his body right now.
Really, really worrying if no one else is in by the weekend. Trippier was a good start and suggested we'd have what the rest of the PL evidently feared - basically half a new team, enough to win the vital home games coming up and propel to safety. With the current crop of **** we'll be lucky to even draw these fixtures.
Good do the job you're paid for you absolute ****ing baloon. scrap whatever **** list you have and heed my advice right now you fuking cockwomble GK - Onana of Ajax - at AFCON but it's not urgent if you buy Dubs a pair of gloves he doesn't dip in butter LWB - Guirerro - Dortmund - **** off with that Digne ****e this boys better CB - Botman - Lille - Just go ****ing do it and stop that scottish twat from penny pinching (I'm scottish so go stick yer racism claim up yer arse) CB - Ginter - Monchengladbach - out of contract in summer pay this **** what he wants. DCM - Kamara - Marseille - See above CM - Antonin Barik - Hellas Verona - Hellas Verona FFS - It's not a hard sale - I'd wager even @Roland Deschain could make this sound promising and positive CM - Aaron Ramsay - Juventus - If you have to be a tight arse here's a freebie - there giving this **** away RW - Dembele - Barca - See Kamara and Ginter you ****ing dick head ACM - Wijnaldum - PSG - He ****ing hates the frogs and Messi - go get him on loan if you have to be a tight arse CF - Dusan Vlahovic - I don't care if he costs £100m (it's not it's £58m) go sign the **** the owners bought a fake Da Vincci painting for £350m Now jog on and do your job you useless ****ing Bellend.
