January transfer window

[GodAlmighty]

I remember when players use to hit the ball from thirty yards out with an inch of clarts on it
and still find the back of the net

To be fair, you can still remember when football was played in suits of armour with swords as goalposts

 

[JakartaToon]

He’s a ****

Thank's. i was worrying who this was posting in the Prediction threads. This has cleared it up.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

Howe: I don't want Jonjo to go but understand his decision; we'll look at a loan replacement

I wonder what the criteria for Shelvey's replacement is? I assume they'll go like for like, so:

- bald
- racist
- cemented to the centre circle
- able to play beautiful 60 yard passes out for a throw in.

 

[Obi Wan]

I wonder what the criteria for Shelvey's replacement is? I assume they'll go like for like, so:

- bald
- racist
- cemented to the centre circle
- able to play beautiful 60 yard passes out for a throw in.

Alf Garnett?

 

[Judge Death]

Gallagher on deadline day then? Or maybe we need a plodder every January; Wood last year, McTominay this.

Doubt it will be McTominay now - with Ericson crocked at the weekend, they're short in midfield too apparently

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Doubt it will be McTominay now - with Ericson crocked at the weekend, they're short in midfield too apparently

Hallelujah

 

[Judge Death]

Hallelujah

This ...

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Dele Alli seen in the Strawberry

 

[Obi Wan]

Dele Alli seen in the Strawberry

Serving drinks?

 

[G4rdToonArmy]

Serving drinks?

Couldn't trust him with that he'd be out the back washing the glasses

 

[GodAlmighty]

SSN talking about Gallagher and Berge

 

[Obi Wan]

SSN talking about Gallagher and Berge

IF we manage to get them, as well as Gordon, Ashby & Kuol - AND we offload Shelvey & Wood - then that is a cracking transfer window as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Mctomminay incoming

 

[FadgewackeR]

Mctomminay incoming

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[Fox Mulder]

Chelsea don't want to help Newcastle so any loan or sale from them is out of the question.

 

[FadgewackeR]

Chelsea don't want to help Newcastle so any loan or sale from them is out of the question.

I tend to agree... Only one I'd like is Gallagher, and he's starting, so I really can't see him being loaned or sold (anywhere, never mind to us).

 

[Fox Mulder]

I tend to agree... Only one I'd like is Gallagher, and he's starting, so I really can't see him being loaned or sold (anywhere, never mind to us).

With 2 days left anything even remotely exciting we can forget but of course the media will keep a few desperates clinging for Maddison or someone notable.

Newcastle are done bar maybe a loan and a squad filler to stay a few months and never play.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

With 2 days left anything even remotely exciting we can forget but if course the media will keep a few desperates cling on.

Newcastle are done bar maybe a loan and a squad filler to stay a few months and never play.

Have we not got enough of those already?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Have we not got enough of those already?

No we're losing Shelvey so it's not like newcastle are going to be looking at replacing a 1st team player .

 

[Fox Mulder]

It's only what 15 weeks and they can get a player they want and could find getting them easier.

Why buy a Ford because you didn't have the patience to wait another 15 weeks and get a ferrari.