You’re easily satisfiedBest metaphor today!
But what about a 3 way Clare Balding and Sandi Toksvig?
5/6 beers I think.

You’re easily satisfiedBest metaphor today!
But what about a 3 way Clare Balding and Sandi Toksvig?
5/6 beers I think.

Exactly this. We are so far ahead of where any sane person would ever think. The owners have been highly ambitious so far and the finances, from a FFP perspective, are becoming tight. If I were to guess, they probably expected a proper CL push in a couple of seasons and by then, had the sponsorships etc in place. Eddie being amazing was the hope, but probably not in the logical thinkingI think being 3rd and in the LC Semi-final means it's ahead of schedule. To be clear, our wages are 97% of turnover, because the owners have shown an incredible amount of ambition. January is a terrible window and I guarantee Gordon isn't a) 1st choice, or b) the only option we're exploring. But we're now competing with the greedy 6 - that means when we start talking to a player, their agent or club can start touting around the likes of Chelsea or whoever to drive a better deal. As I said, Santos, Fresneda and now Franca are gone or doubtful because another club, on better footing than we're on, can do a deal.

Jesus Christ imagine the damage afterwards. Would be catastrophic!Best metaphor today!
But what about a 3 way Clare Balding and Sandi Toksvig?
5/6 beers I think.
Yeah but the wage situation doesn't help, nor does the fact so much of our squad is incredibly undesirable. Lewis, Murphy, Fraser, Dummett, Lascelles, Shelvey; nobody wants them for a decent enough fee. That Shelvey is allegedly only attracting interest from Besiktas says it all.
Because you have to subsidise loans as players are on wages that are too high for the target buyers. It will get worse as we buy better players again on even higher wages.How the **** are we still paying for players wages even though they're not in the club?
Best metaphor today!
But what about a 3 way Clare Balding and Sandi Toksvig?
56 beers I think.
Just like the old Thomas Hesakmi rumoursThe McTomminay transfer won't go away and I'd like to make an apology on behalf of the mustard one..........Good few weeks ago there was a conversation...... Went like this
Chippy "Alwight"
Me "Alwighty"
Schlem "Evening Lads"
Obi "Howdy doody"
Ben 10 "How's everyone tonight"
GG "Social media is the source of all evil"
Fadgewick "who the **** is who in this damn place?"
Chippy: "Lets be ****s and wind everyone up with a ****ty transfer rumour or 2"
Me: "Sounds good to me - How about Phil Jones again"
Obi "What about that knacka Chris Wood"
Ben 10 "We signed him last year man"
GG "I deleted this and now I have no idea who the guy in the brown is"
Schlem "Sorry lads I need to go I picked my nose and stabbed my brain"
Fadgewick "I think I'm brown"
Chippy "Lets go with McTomminay"
Me "They're not that ****ing thick man, lets go with Gordon"
Obi "Aye McTomminay - Trevs just posted - They'll fall for it"
Ben 10 "Can't think of a ****ter signing, lets do it"
GG "My source reckons we may be about to sign Botman"
Fadgewick "****ing hell, McTomminay would be brutal"
Chippy: "McTomminay it is, I'll go post it up"
Me: "I'll agree"
Obi "I'll eat my doughnuts then say I read it too"
Ben 10 "Aye lets go with McTomminay"
GG "Telling ya lads lets go with Botman"
Fadgewick "Aye, I agree with red guy, green guy, blue green, brown guy, yellow guy"
Was then posted on here and some ****er from some press place has ran with it or Steve Nickson thought it was a mint idea and has ran with it

The McTomminay transfer won't go away and I'd like to make an apology on behalf of the mustard one..........Good few weeks ago there was a conversation...... Went like this
Chippy "Alwight"
Me "Alwighty"
Schlem "Evening Lads"
Obi "Howdy doody"
Ben 10 "How's everyone tonight"
GG "Social media is the source of all evil"
Fadgewick "who the **** is who in this damn place?"
Chippy: "Lets be ****s and wind everyone up with a ****ty transfer rumour or 2"
Me: "Sounds good to me - How about Phil Jones again"
Obi "What about that knacka Chris Wood"
Ben 10 "We signed him last year man"
GG "I deleted this and now I have no idea who the guy in the brown is"
Schlem "Sorry lads I need to go I picked my nose and stabbed my brain"
Fadgewick "I think I'm brown"
Chippy "Lets go with McTomminay"
Me "They're not that ****ing thick man, lets go with Gordon"
Obi "Aye McTomminay - Trevs just posted - They'll fall for it"
Ben 10 "Can't think of a ****ter signing, lets do it"
GG "My source reckons we may be about to sign Botman"
Fadgewick "****ing hell, McTomminay would be brutal"
Chippy: "McTomminay it is, I'll go post it up"
Me: "I'll agree"
Obi "I'll eat my doughnuts then say I read it too"
Ben 10 "Aye lets go with McTomminay"
GG "Telling ya lads lets go with Botman"
Fadgewick "Aye, I agree with red guy, green guy, blue green, brown guy, yellow guy"
Was then posted on here and some ****er from some press place has ran with it or Steve Nickson thought it was a mint idea and has ran with it
Ya soft pussy. We still had over a week of potential fun with this.The McTomminay transfer won't go away and I'd like to make an apology on behalf of the mustard one..........Good few weeks ago there was a conversation...... Went like this
Chippy "Alwight"
Me "Alwighty"
Schlem "Evening Lads"
Obi "Howdy doody"
Ben 10 "How's everyone tonight"
GG "Social media is the source of all evil"
Fadgewick "who the **** is who in this damn place?"
Chippy: "Lets be ****s and wind everyone up with a ****ty transfer rumour or 2"
Me: "Sounds good to me - How about Phil Jones again"
Obi "What about that knacka Chris Wood"
Ben 10 "We signed him last year man"
GG "I deleted this and now I have no idea who the guy in the brown is"
Schlem "Sorry lads I need to go I picked my nose and stabbed my brain"
Fadgewick "I think I'm brown"
Chippy "Lets go with McTomminay"
Me "They're not that ****ing thick man, lets go with Gordon"
Obi "Aye McTomminay - Trevs just posted - They'll fall for it"
Ben 10 "Can't think of a ****ter signing, lets do it"
GG "My source reckons we may be about to sign Botman"
Fadgewick "****ing hell, McTomminay would be brutal"
Chippy: "McTomminay it is, I'll go post it up"
Me: "I'll agree"
Obi "I'll eat my doughnuts then say I read it too"
Ben 10 "Aye lets go with McTomminay"
GG "Telling ya lads lets go with Botman"
Fadgewick "Aye, I agree with red guy, green guy, blue green, brown guy, yellow guy"
Was then posted on here and some ****er from some press place has ran with it or Steve Nickson thought it was a mint idea and has ran with it
Wissa in the toon apparently



Aye - His name cropped up but Chippy thought it funnier to go with a PM on that one![]()
Wissa and McTominay both have reservations at the hilton

downgrading from the usual then![]()