January Transfer Rumours Thread

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Milk said:
Oh... definately glad I didn't end up with her. Really sweet girl- but she was really dumb too. She reminded me of a golden retriever in many ways... very good natured, loyal, wouldn't be too surprised if she peed on the floor or chewed up the furniture.

She was a complete sex addict too... although, that's all there was to the relationship- you really couldn't hold a conversation with her... She once told me she wanted to go to Amsterdam to go skiing one day.

I had to break up with her because it was torture being with her when not in bed... during times when there was no sex in my life- I've often foolishly regretted letting her go- but a golden retriever, no matter how sexually willing- doesn't make a good partner.
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dumb girls only good for... 20 years later and really despite how shallow it sounds.... at least she served her best role in life then.. but now you will think.... zombies rather than great in bed
 
Yevheniy Konoplyanka: Only 3 players registered more goals + assists in the Europa League group stages this season than Konoplyanka (5)

Konoplyanka just tweeted :" I Drink Tea , Listen to the Beatles & watch Champions League final 2005 "

Barclays PL News™ @barclaysleague
Liverpool Transfer News: Yevhen Konoplyanka's Dad Expects Move, Fee 'Agreed':
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ove?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Jim Boardman @jimboardman
Reports from Ukraine that Liverpool have agreed 18m euros fee for Konoplyanka. Are also said to have offered a 4.5 year deal.

[video=youtube;aMi_dfyT62Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMi_dfyT62Y[/video]
 
Milk said:
Had to GIS her... yes, yes she is.

I dated a girl that looked a lot like her in university... the girl I dated was a red headed, slightly plump version of Milla... not fat - but not as skinny as Milla... had bigger breasts though! Nice breasts... ahhhhh....


(I bumped into her years later... and she did balloon out as she got older)
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#theyallfuckingdo
 
Skylarker* said:
Yevheniy Konoplyanka: Only 3 players registered more goals + assists in the Europa League group stages this season than Konoplyanka (5)

Konoplyanka just tweeted :" I Drink Tea , Listen to the Beatles & watch Champions League final 2005 "

Barclays PL News™ @barclaysleague
Liverpool Transfer News: Yevhen Konoplyanka's Dad Expects Move, Fee 'Agreed':
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ove?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Jim Boardman @jimboardman
Reports from Ukraine that Liverpool have agreed 18m euros fee for Konoplyanka. Are also said to have offered a 4.5 year deal.
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If all is true, basically our delegates who are flying over cannot **** this up!!!
 
Milk said:
Oh... definately glad I didn't end up with her. Really sweet girl- but she was really dumb too. She reminded me of a golden retriever in many ways... very good natured, loyal, wouldn't be too surprised if she peed on the floor or chewed up the furniture.

She was a complete sex addict too (unfortunately the only one I've dated in my life)... although, that's all there was to the relationship- you really couldn't hold a conversation with her... She once told me she wanted to go to Amsterdam to go skiing one day.

I had to break up with her because it was torture being with her when not in bed... during times when there was no sex in my life- I've often foolishly regretted letting her go- but a golden retriever, no matter how sexually willing- doesn't make a good partner.
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Get it ****ed for ****'s sake. What the **** is wrong with you.
 
Konoplyanko said:
canabina: drink tea, listen to the Beatles, watch the Champions League final in 2004/05.

canabina: After Evromaydana protection from debris and trash ultra Dnieper should not just slam the players after the match, but all dnepropetrovtsy life.

canabina: Montenegro v adu, the Ukraine government.

canabina: If someone is going through that besides Hrushevskoho burned police cars also postaradala peaceful harmony - do not worry: Lada - Blokhin.
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You know you're #desperate for transfer news when you spend your time translating Ukrainian tweets to get an idea if it's a fake account or not <ok>
 
Sir_Red said:
Plank's youtube video is far better than Salah's #proyoutubescout
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Salah's looked all about- knocking the ball past a defender and out sprinting them to the ball. Pretty impressive- did it time and time again... but looked to be his only trick.


Konan the Ukrainian seems much more varied. Not very flashy- simple but good... seems to get the job done... all highlight reels though- could put one like that for any forwards... won't know if he's good or not until we see him running in red.
 
Salah is very raw - only 20 with a lot of potential.

Kono is more experienced and definitely has more to his game, and he is also two footed. Versatile enough to play on both flanks and in the middle.

Take away Kono's speed and he can still hurt you. Has the potential to become world class.
 
LeBron James was a happy man indeed after Liverpool secured a resounding victory over Everton in one of the most eagerly-awaited Merseyside derbies in decades.

Victory at Anfield ensured the Reds moved four points clear of their neighbours and reinforced their position in the coveted top four places of the Premier League, while Everton remain in sixth position.

Steven Gerrard opened the scoring before a brace from Daniel Sturridge, while Luis Suarez netted his 23rd league goal of the campaign as Liverpool laid waste to the Blues, who have been earning plaudits for their performances under Roberto Martinez.

It was a result that also sent shockwaves over the other side of the Atlantic, with Miami Heat superstar James tweeting his congratulations to Liverpool following the 4-0 victory.

He posted: "Great win @LFC vs Everton today! Keep it going guys #GoReds #YoullNeverWalkAlone #StriveForGreatness."

James, along with manager Maverick Carter, became a minority shareholder in Liverpool following the acquisition of the club by Fenway Sports Group in 2011.
 
Magic said:
So what are we going for?

-----Hendo--Gerrard-----
-Kono--Coutinho--Suarez-
--------Sturridge--------

? Feels harsh leaving out Sterling..
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He could play anywhere in the 3 so it's not so much leaving out Sterling it's 4 players rotating 3 positions as needed <ok>
 
Magic said:
So what are we going for?

-----Hendo--Gerrard-----
-Kono--Coutinho--Suarez-
--------Sturridge--------

? Feels harsh leaving out Sterling..
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---------------Gerrard------------
Kono-----------Cou------Sterling
--------Sturridge---Suarez------

Death by attack! muahahaha
 
astroturfnaut said:
He could play anywhere in the 3 so it's not so much leaving out Sterling it's 4 players rotating 3 positions as needed <ok>
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Or five if you include Coutinho once Allen and Lucas return to the midfield options.

#options
#goodheadache
 
it could be either it could be coutinho playing in a midfield 3 and being asked to run box to box (almost) it could be a bench warmer.... we'll see.
 
Sir_Red said:
---------------Gerrard------------
Kono-----------Cou------Sterling
--------Sturridge---Suarez------

Death by attack! muahahaha
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And leave our second best player for the season out of the line-up? #teamhendo
 
You need 2 qualty teams to win the league.

--Gerrard-Henderson--
-------Coutinho--------
Sturridge-Suarez-Konoplyanka

----Lucas-Allen--
-------Suso-----
Sterling-???-Borini

Rotation
 
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